Geography fun facts and oddities: Difference between revisions

=== U.S. states names ===

* What did Tennessee?

** The same thing as Arkansas

* How did Florida?  

** She died of Missouri  

* What did Delaware?

** She wore a New Jersey"

* What's the newest state?

** Not sure, but Alaska!

* How did Wiscon-sin?

** He stole a Nebrask-y

=== Canada ===

* How'd they pick the name Canada?

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** the first letter was C, "eh?"

** the next letter was N, "eh?"

=== Europe ===

* I had a cousin named Lorraine. And another named Alsace.  

** They never did get along.

* Cry me a river

** Sorry, Crimea is a peninsula, not a river!