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=== U.S. states names === | === U.S. states names === | ||
* What did Tennessee? | * What did Tennessee? | ||
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** The same thing as Arkansas | ** The same thing as Arkansas | ||
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* How did Florida? | * How did Florida? | ||
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** She died of Missouri | ** She died of Missouri | ||
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* What did Delaware? | * What did Delaware? | ||
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** She wore a New Jersey" | ** She wore a New Jersey" | ||
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* What's the newest state? | * What's the newest state? | ||
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** Not sure, but Alaska! | ** Not sure, but Alaska! | ||
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* How did Wiscon-sin? | * How did Wiscon-sin? | ||
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** He stole a Nebrask-y | ** He stole a Nebrask-y | ||
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=== Canada === | === Canada === | ||
* How'd they pick the name Canada? | * How'd they pick the name Canada? | ||
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* they decided to pick letters from a hat, and spell it | * they decided to pick letters from a hat, and spell it whatever letters came up | ||
** the first letter was C, "eh?" | ** the first letter was C, "eh?" | ||
** the next letter was N, "eh?" | ** the next letter was N, "eh?" | ||
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=== Europe === | === Europe === | ||
* I had a cousin named Lorraine. And another named Alsace. | * I had a cousin named Lorraine. And another named Alsace. | ||
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** They never did get along. | ** They never did get along. | ||
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* Cry me a river | * Cry me a river | ||
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** Sorry, Crimea is a peninsula, not a river! | ** Sorry, Crimea is a peninsula, not a river! | ||
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