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=== History jokes === | === History jokes === | ||
==== Ancient history jokes ==== | |||
* What did ancient Mesopotamians wear to work? | * What did ancient Mesopotamians wear to work? | ||
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* " | * Why is it called "Mesopotamia"? | ||
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* ''''' | * '''''Because there weren't just a lot of Potamians, there was a Mesopotamians!''''' | ||
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* | * What does Alexander the Great have in common with Kermit the Frog? | ||
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* '''''" | * '''''the same middle name, "The"''''' | ||
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* | ==== Europe jokes ==== | ||
** click EXPAND for the | * "I have two cousins, Alsace and Lorraine." | ||
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* ''''' | * '''''"They never did get along."''''' | ||
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* Why is it called the "Dark Ages"? | * Why is it called the "Dark Ages"? | ||
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* | ==== Roman jokes ==== | ||
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* A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers and says... | |||
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* ''''' | * '''''"Five beers please"''''' | ||
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I don't like how the months don't line up with their number, like September, October, November, December. | |||
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* '''''Whoever did that should really be stabbed.''''' | |||
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==== Viking jokes ==== | |||
* How did Vikings send secret messages? ? | * How did Vikings send secret messages? ? | ||
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* What | ==== Pilgrim jokes ==== | ||
* What music did the Pilgrims listen to? | |||
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* ''''' | * '''''Plymouth Rock''''' | ||
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==== World War I & II jokes ==== | |||
* Why was WWI so quick? | * Why was WWI so quick? | ||
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